Pauline Fleming: "I think it's a good opportunity to share the... feelings that this suicide has spurred in all of us. Now, who would like to begin?"

Female Stoner: "I heard it was really gnarly. She sucked down a bowl of multi-purpose deodorizing disinfectant, and then SMASH."

Pauline Fleming: "Now Tracey, let's not rehash the coroner's report. Let's talk emotions."

Depending on the film, high school is either portrayed as the best time of your life or hell on Earth; there simply is no middle ground. Along these lines, then, let us introduce the Big Fun tee, which was seen on screen in 1989's Heathers, a darkly comedic and unnervingly prescient entry to the teen film oeuvre. Doubling as the name of a fictional band with a catchy anti-suicide jingle ("Don't do it...") and wry commentary on the intangible allure of social cliques, peer pressure and recreational drug use, it remains a beloved artifact for a generation of disaffected goths, both active and reformed, and now it can be yours.

As with all of our endeavors, the Found Item design team has painstakingly reproduced the font, sizing and placement; you won't find a better version of this tee, online or off. The Big Fun shirt is printed on white 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirts..